that was what i was doing all evening long...
i had to edit it like a million times
at least it came out right...
thanks for the comments and suggestions by berlinda and keefe (ah hah i got it right !)
yea whew now here comes anther problem
how am i gonna print out so many copies by tomorrow ?
arghhh
wow
as just type that line
miss ross msg me
0_o
wth...

ok another stupid thing that happened
i call my father today in class to ask him somthing
he ask who am i
i told him i am yiliang his son
he told me again who are you
can faint...
my dad dont even know who am i

at least its coming to the end of the week..

Joke Time ! (2 jokes today)

Lawyer and blonde in a plane

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists
and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, I ask you a question, and if you dont know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you dont know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I dont know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the blondes attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: Whats the distance from the earth to the moon?

The blonde doesnt say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay, says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks, What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references … no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, Well, whats the answer?

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.


The King

The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the banks most important clients.

After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for her hand in marriage. The proposal took the secretary by surprise and she was thinking of how to turn him down politely without jeopardising the banks business relationship.

So she told the king that she would only marry him if he fulfilled three conditions. The king readily agreed. The secretary named her first condition. She would only marry him if he could give her a 75-carat diamond ring with matching 200 carat tiara.

The king thought for a while and said finally, No problem! I have, I have.

One down, the lady thought up something more complex. My second condition is that you must build me a 200 room mansion in the best district of New York City and for my holiday home, a chateau in the middle of the best wine country in France.

The king whipped out his cellular phone and after a lengthy conversation with his broker in New York, he said triumphantly, OK, I build, I build.

Realising that she was down to her last defence, the lady thought hard. Finally, she smiled to herself thinking that her third condition was the best yet.

Surely the king could not possibly fulfil this one. Well,”she said, You know, I love sex, so the man I marry MUST have a 14-inch long penis.

The king was silent and thoughtful for a long time, burying his face in his hands. Finally, he shook his head, and in a rather sad, resigned voice said, OK, OK, I cut, I cut.


Song i'm hearing now:
Nasty Girl
Notorious BIG
the post today is like freaking long. lets make this snappy. great rapper but his dead.
feuds... shit happens

3.5 stars*/5 stars*