Sunday mornings are not that bad right ?
hmm...
about 50 more mins to the show i wanna watch
and about 16 hrs more to the start of school.
dont you just hate that feeling
the look on the teachers face
the people you dont wanna see but just happen to always be there
piles of homework
food which taste like crap
that long road from my place
it just never ends...
at least theres only gonna be few months left
on the brighter note
i got nothing to do tomorrow..
wooooooot
yea yea yea
having nothing to do rocks
great just great i am entertaining my self here
what have my life become ?
nothings up for me right now
things can only get worst....
the moment everyones waiting for or maybe just someone:
Joke Time !! (did'nt catch some parts of this joke but still smart)
A dog named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy, I call mine Sex. He is a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.
He said, Id like one too! then I said, But this is a dog. He said he didnt care what she looked like.
Then I said, You dont understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old. He winked and said, You must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said, You dont need a special room . As long as you pay your bill we dont care what you do.
I said, Look, you dont seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, Funny I have the same problem.
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had
planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
But you dont understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He said, Now that cable is all over the place its no big deal anymore.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog, I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.
The judge said, This courtroom isnt a confessional. Stick to the case, please. Then I told him that after I was married , Sex left me. He said Thats not unusual. It happens to a lot people.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, What are you doing in this alley at 4 oclock in the morning?
I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.
about 50 more mins to the show i wanna watch
and about 16 hrs more to the start of school.
dont you just hate that feeling
the look on the teachers face
the people you dont wanna see but just happen to always be there
piles of homework
food which taste like crap
that long road from my place
it just never ends...
at least theres only gonna be few months left
on the brighter note
i got nothing to do tomorrow..
wooooooot
yea yea yea
having nothing to do rocks
great just great i am entertaining my self here
what have my life become ?
nothings up for me right now
things can only get worst....
the moment everyones waiting for or maybe just someone:
Joke Time !! (did'nt catch some parts of this joke but still smart)
A dog named Sex
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy, I call mine Sex. He is a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.
When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.
He said, Id like one too! then I said, But this is a dog. He said he didnt care what she looked like.
Then I said, You dont understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old. He winked and said, You must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.
He said, You dont need a special room . As long as you pay your bill we dont care what you do.
I said, Look, you dont seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, Funny I have the same problem.
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had
planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
But you dont understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He said, Now that cable is all over the place its no big deal anymore.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog, I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.
The judge said, This courtroom isnt a confessional. Stick to the case, please. Then I told him that after I was married , Sex left me. He said Thats not unusual. It happens to a lot people.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, What are you doing in this alley at 4 oclock in the morning?
I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.