oh yeah
yet another day of sleeping..
how surprising... not
still kinda worn out since yesterday's outing though
today is kinda like every sunday
family day
also like every day this week
it was raining
finally managed to speak with my dad
celebrating good friday and easter at a temple tsk.
it has come become his home.
another thing that happened today
i broke my cup while sleeping and slept passed it.
according to my sis i dunno did what and broke my cup while having a nap at the sofa
totally cannot make it.
joke time !
*as usual i was browsing the net and saw this joke which i reading it in some school bus a few years back. forgot who was on the same bus with me. who cares.. enjoy !
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about courting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning Johnny described everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must have been getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except hes not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that.
I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake!
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by bitting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by lying on the top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.
After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasnt dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats. they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet.
Mother fainted.
*second one is about late comers not a smart joke but still rather funny
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex shes ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesnt care what time I came home.
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex shes ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that hes home so late.
Hey, why arent you sleeping? he asks.
I was was, but I came in to tell you that weve got to sleep on the couch tonight, cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom.
Song i'm hearing now:
The world was a mess, but his hair was perfect
The Rakes
i just cant get enough of them.. this song is performed for dior homme summer 06. cant really find a source to dl this song. for now the dior homme site will have to do. here's the
link under soundtracks.
4.5 stars*/5 stars*
