that was what i was doing all evening long...
i had to edit it like a million times
at least it came out right...
thanks for the comments and suggestions by berlinda and keefe (ah hah i got it right !)
yea whew now here comes anther problem
how am i gonna print out so many copies by tomorrow ?
arghhh
wow
as just type that line
miss ross msg me
0_o
wth...

ok another stupid thing that happened
i call my father today in class to ask him somthing
he ask who am i
i told him i am yiliang his son
he told me again who are you
can faint...
my dad dont even know who am i

at least its coming to the end of the week..

Joke Time ! (2 jokes today)

Lawyer and blonde in a plane

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists
and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He says, I ask you a question, and if you dont know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa.

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, Okay, if you dont know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I dont know the answer, I will pay you $500.

This catches the blondes attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: Whats the distance from the earth to the moon?

The blonde doesnt say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Okay, says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks, What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references … no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, Well, whats the answer?

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.


The King

The beautiful secretary of a bank president was asked to squire around the king of a wealthy African kingdom, one of the banks most important clients.

After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for her hand in marriage. The proposal took the secretary by surprise and she was thinking of how to turn him down politely without jeopardising the banks business relationship.

So she told the king that she would only marry him if he fulfilled three conditions. The king readily agreed. The secretary named her first condition. She would only marry him if he could give her a 75-carat diamond ring with matching 200 carat tiara.

The king thought for a while and said finally, No problem! I have, I have.

One down, the lady thought up something more complex. My second condition is that you must build me a 200 room mansion in the best district of New York City and for my holiday home, a chateau in the middle of the best wine country in France.

The king whipped out his cellular phone and after a lengthy conversation with his broker in New York, he said triumphantly, OK, I build, I build.

Realising that she was down to her last defence, the lady thought hard. Finally, she smiled to herself thinking that her third condition was the best yet.

Surely the king could not possibly fulfil this one. Well,”she said, You know, I love sex, so the man I marry MUST have a 14-inch long penis.

The king was silent and thoughtful for a long time, burying his face in his hands. Finally, he shook his head, and in a rather sad, resigned voice said, OK, OK, I cut, I cut.


Song i'm hearing now:
Nasty Girl
Notorious BIG
the post today is like freaking long. lets make this snappy. great rapper but his dead.
feuds... shit happens

3.5 stars*/5 stars*

life at home is a pain in the ass.
i wished i was out all day long
cant stand it
we like quarrel over small unimportant problems...
fuck this family...
i dont see my dad at all for the last week
wait i haven seen him since forever ?
he dont even know my fucking age !
he's so caught up in some shit that he has no time for the family ?
my maid pushing me around
my sis is a mad bitch
my mom cant stand up for what she believes in
screw it...
i'm in my own world
do what i want when i want
freedom you may call it
i feel like an orphan.
with only my friends i live my life alone

at least theres something for me to look forward to in life
my dreams, my goals and that seductive girl around the corner
she's attatched
):

yea came across some dope videos today check them out:
-thats some wicked breakdance shown
-a skillfull drumline
-lastly a rap battle feat jin


Song i'm hearing now:
The Adventure
Angels and Airwaves
Another song i came across by chance found it not bad any way heres the background of this band (Angels and Airwaves is a band formed by blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge alongside Hazen Street and Box Car Racer guitarist David Kennedy, ex-The Distillers bassist Ryan Sinn and The Offspring drummer Atom Willard) .

4 stars*/5 stars*

thats all for now blogging later...

esplanade a place where you see the many different faces of our fellow kcpians
the good the bad and the ugly...
but hey what you wear is not the point of us being there right ?
its to support our school and most importantly our friends.
but what is everyone wearing seems to be the topic of the day.
wonder why ?
how many people actaully made comments on the show
and how many made comments on the dressing

the show wasn't good but still the efforts there
so props to them..
the programme after that wasnt too good either
and to top it of today was one of the most boring day ever
thank god schools tomorrow.

here's a link of D&G autumn/winter line 06-07(menswear)

Song i'm hearing now:
Hung Up
Madonna
after watching that runway show by D&G this tune just keeps playing in my head. i like the beat of this track.

4.5 stars*/5 stars*


note to aunty pearlie: great job ! you're my idol !

just hours more before the esplanade thing...
hopefully its gonna be interesting
right now i'm headed off to glen's house
see you guys later


*heres a sneak peak on what i'm wearing

not gonna blog today i lost a friend.
where ever you are take care....

Song i'm hearing now:
I Will Follow You Into The Dark
Death Cab For Cutie
just feel it fits my mood.

4.5 stars*/5 stars*

time sure flies
i cant even remeber what i did this week.

yea school is just a place for me to dream and watch the clock tick..
wasnt paying attention at all today
just wasnt my ''study'' day

at least got to see some babes in town today
esp the girl in let me see... ah mango
there was this ang mo girl
she had blue dreamy eyes
totally attracted to her

also i got to play my pool.
yea yea yeaaaa.....
did quite well..
i think.

yea so after the long day i'm back at my com stoning
my eyes are like shutting..

Song i'm hearing now:
Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic! At The Disco

what a title huh.. no idea how the song has anything to do with that. nothing much special about this song except for the title. just a song i'm hearing to pass my time. chorus is quite catchy yep.

3stars*/5 stars*




note*
eh no jokes at the moment. dont see any good jokes around will post them if i see some good ones

went to the vet today first time there
interesting stuff...
i dont understand one thing
how come dogs take temperature through their ass
kinda painful huh..

also on the way back i was onboard a taxi with a male/female driver
not sure male or female but guess what
he/she dosen know where is BISHAN !
wtf ?! *@#$
who in singapore dosent know bishan
so the trip was kinda dumb...
went to town
0_o
then from there come back to bishan
dumb dumb dumb stuff

ok thats not all
when i reach in my lift a woman came in
i pressed 13floor she press 17floor
and she stood right infront of the door
i was like wtf you doing...
but then never mind
reach 13floor
she step out of the door and look around
then she made a retard sound like : uhm-uhhh
somethink like that
i could like burst out in laughther but like quite bad so never

yea
what a eventful day

Song i'm hearing now:
King Without a Crown
Matisyahu

If you ask me who is matisyahu i dont know haha i just happen to come across this song. The title caught my eye but it turned out to be a great song. didn't sound like much at first but it grew on me its a real diff style of music. not pop or rock not really sure how to classify this style.

4*stars/5*stars

the ans is one.

come on girl give me a break.
she wanna play at 4diff positions refuses to run pester...
after that sms to say sorry
wtf ?
fucking bitches get the fuck of my way..


and also today visited a old folks home some where near novena
heard some sad stories
why you gotta send your old folks there ?
they raise you up and you got to fucking send them there where they cant do shit
how many people there actually have friends in the home.
how many people there can talk to the nurses.
educated they maybe but still they end up there
sad sad life
fed with milk only through their nose
I dont know whats it like
I dont think i will know any time soon
neither do i think i will like that feeling
no rice no meat no veg no fish
just milk through your nose
i'm gonna treat my folks better.


i've decided to add a section of my daily post on song reviews


Song i'm hearing now:
Free Loop
Daniel Powter

Not sure if you guys know Daniel Powter but he is the one who sang bad day. This song talks about a lonely guy who just broke up. Its has a catchy tune and a nice melody a great song.

4stars*/5 stars*


yea intrested in knowing more songs so intro them to me
also feed back about this song review stuff would be good
thanks

Schools starting soon i better catch some rest.

hmm...

about 50 more mins to the show i wanna watch
and about 16 hrs more to the start of school.

dont you just hate that feeling
the look on the teachers face
the people you dont wanna see but just happen to always be there
piles of homework
food which taste like crap
that long road from my place
it just never ends...

at least theres only gonna be few months left

on the brighter note

i got nothing to do tomorrow..
wooooooot
yea yea yea
having nothing to do rocks

great just great i am entertaining my self here
what have my life become ?
nothings up for me right now
things can only get worst....

the moment everyones waiting for or maybe just someone:

Joke Time !! (did'nt catch some parts of this joke but still smart)

A dog named Sex

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy, I call mine Sex. He is a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex.

He said, Id like one too! then I said, But this is a dog. He said he didnt care what she looked like.

Then I said, You dont understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old. He winked and said, You must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex.

He said, You dont need a special room . As long as you pay your bill we dont care what you do.

I said, Look, you dont seem to understand, Sex keeps me awake at night."

The clerk said, Funny I have the same problem.

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had
planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets.

But you dont understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He said, Now that cable is all over the place its no big deal anymore.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog, I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.

The judge said, This courtroom isnt a confessional. Stick to the case, please. Then I told him that after I was married , Sex left me. He said Thats not unusual. It happens to a lot people.

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, What are you doing in this alley at 4 oclock in the morning?

I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

nothing much to say about today.
some things needs change around here.

*thanks berlinda for the photo

yet another xbox day for us
the usual suspects are headed to ice skating tomorrow
i am broke like fuck and not going..
damm.
what can i do on a friday
looks like another rotting day for me..
not much choice huh ?
alright its supper time for me i'm gonna whip up a storm

so long and good night

holidays now are a pain...
the same old feeling of waking up cause the sun is baking my face
no breakfast on the table
nothing to do
the heat which kills
yea thats what i feel about this holidays

do you have the same feeling after reading this ?
do yourself a favour dial 90012304 and book a time with me
*standard call charges apply



also a smart joke to share: (its worth the time reading)


A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked, Boy. what is your problem?
Boy. answered, Im too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and Im smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principals office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
Boy.: 9.
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
Boy.: 36.
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, I think Boy. can go to the third-grade.
Ms Neelam says to the principal, I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ? The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment Legs.
Ms Nee lam: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
Boy.: Pockets.
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay?
Boy.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored.
The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word star ts with a F and ends in K that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy.: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a F and ends in K & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy.: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of its longer on some men than on others, the pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married?
Boy.: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy.: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, Send this Boy. to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!


*got this off the net so props to whoever who wrote this.

I am currently in the process of remaking my blog and the damm song cant come on HOLY SHIT !

*if you hear any music please inform me thanks

(: