man O's today
went rather smoothly

headed off to town to catch Xmen3
not bad fast paced action

tons of eye candy in town today
not complaining about that
yep
however waited about 1/2 hr for a damm cab
but we got a good driver ?
not sure if he's good
but i'm sure he's a good guy
he entertained us with stories and stuff

and he told us about he picked up a prostitute before us
and she told him about what she do(hard core stuff, bj, etc...)
tried to get him horny and offered him $60 for her services
kinda tempting huh
20 plus chinese lady
slim hot
(thats what he described)
sounds good


but to my surprise
he turned down the offer
he gave a very real statement

he mentioned that those services would make you very shiok(details are left out)
cause you know like you dont really need to pleasure the girl
she would be the one pleasuring you
however at home your wife cant give that kinda shit to you
and hence the relationship would be torn apart
and he dosen want that to happen
he's a good man how many man can turn down a offer like that
whats more he is like 40
i'm sure his sex at home aint that good
but he stayed true to his wife

props to you man


guess 2 words used to describe married women ''skills''

dead meat.

sad ? i guess its true
truth hurts.

yep thats about it for today
off to do F&N gotta hand up tmr

today went as planned.

slept through the whole afternoon so i would get enough sleep for tmr
at night went to dinner with my grandfather cause its his birthday
not sure how many more of those we gonna have so i've gotta charish the time we have
he's cool

yea now i'm back





quote of the day:
the blog is here dont like it ? no one is forcing you to come.
you like it ? i'm glad that you do
-Yi Liang

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with all this photos i guess my blog's gonna lagg
but still its fun !

school was a bore today
time passing by real slow seeing every one kinda knocked out.
hmm the private school's talk kinda sucked
but in another sense the school was kinda attractive
1 year to get a diploma
thats fast compare to a normal 3 years
shall put some thought in to that..

back at home cooking up a storm in my kitchen during the last two days
yea but thats about it
i told my mom about the meet the parents thingy for this week end
she seemed rather calm
surprising

ok i'm off to drink my soya milk
and to sleep

yep !
i'm gonna start something like a photo blog
a blog mainly on photos(taken by me)
same site new stuff
(:
a picture says a thousand words huh ?
sounds like a good idea to me

just hope i can take photos
haha if not the pics gonna look like crap
missed a few chances to take some great photos though.
guess i gotta bring my cam everywhere now.

alright my last text post.

its techno playing on p10

man makes me feel kinda hi
some people call it ahbeng
i find it just liek any other music

went to queensway today
the laksa was damm good
9/10
one of the best i've tasted

then headed off to pool
things were kinda off
but i started picking up in the last few games
3hrs of pool is seriously not enough
i need 10
(:

just kidding !

ended the day at buger king
not much choice at town at like almost 11
sped back in a taxi

and saw quite a few tags
kinda a surprise tagg

came across a few jokes which made me laugh : (least funny to most funny)

Mr Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody.

The next day, Mrs. Sharma receives a telephone call from BESC (Bombay Electric Supply Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

Am I speaking to Mrs. Sharma ?

Yes speaking

BESC guy, You're a month overdue, you know!

How do YOU know? stammers the young woman.

Well, ma'am, it's in our files! says the BESC guy.

What are you saying? Its in your files HOW ?????

Yes . We have a system of finding out who's overdue

GOD !!!!!! this is too much.

Madam, I am sorry I am following orders I have to inform you are overdue

I know that . let me talk to my husband about this tonight. he will speak to your company tomorrow

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to BESC office the next day morning. What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours? the husband shouts.

Just calm down, says the lady at the reception at BESC, it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.

PAY you? and if I refuse?

Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.

And what would my wife do then? the husband asks.

I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle.

A woman decides to have a face-lift, for her birthday. She spends $5000, and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, ''I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?''
''About 32,'' is the reply. ''Nope! I'm exactly 47,'' the woman says happily.

A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and asks the counter girl, the very same question. The girl replies, ''I guess about 29.'' The woman replies, ''Nope, I'm 47.''

Now she's feeling really good, about herself. She stops in a drugstore, on her way down the street. She! goes up to the counter, to get some mints, and asks the clerk, this burning question. The clerk responds, ''Oh, I'd say 30.'' Again she proudly responds, ''I am 47, but thank you.''

While waiting, for the bus to go home, she asks an old man, waiting next to her, the same question. He replies, ''Lady, I'm 78, and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way, to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you, to let me, put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.''

They wait in silence on the empty street, until curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, ''What the heck, go ahead''. He slips both of his hands, under her blouse, and under her bra, and begins to feel around, very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast. He gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together, and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ''Okay, okay, how old am I?''

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands and says, ''Madam, you are 47.'' Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ''That was incredible, how could you tell?'' The old man replies, ''Promise you won't get mad?'' ''I promise I won't.'' she says.
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He replies, ''I was behind you in line at McDonald's.''

Carlos calls his boss in the morning:

Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work.

The boss says:

You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.

2 hours later Carlos calls:

Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house.

alright how was those jokes ?
it sure got to my funny bone
(:


now i came across 2 pics
one is christina aguilera looking hot as hell
the other is that girl from the gilmore girls
remember the young girl
the daughter
man she's dmam pretty(esp her eyes)


enjoy i'm off !!

the word bad is an understatement to describe today

rather not talk about it

something struck me today
bestfriend
what defines a bestfriend ?
is he/she someone who knows you through and through ?
is he/she someone who can say the numbers you're thinking in your head ?
what is a best friend ?

do you have one ?
tell me why is your best friend your best friend


broken cues and fallen racks

a week has past since my last post
quick summary of the past week
SUCKS

ok now for today spent mothers day at some coffe shop
it was a promphet steamboat
good stuff
then ate cake at my gramps

just remembered i had a blog so i'm back to posting
tmr is the pft
pass ?
nah
flunk i will

times have changed
and the housefly crases into my drink

Song i'm hearing now:
Make Damn Sure
Taking Back Sunday
dont usually listen to punk rock by this track somehow made it to my playlist truely weird. good song.. nice tune haven really heard much from this band lately and they produce this good one. good job !
4 stars*/5 stars

seriously am i being indifferent ?
its a day before the exams
no one seems like they want to go out
all planning to study
come on 1day studying
what diff does it makes
forget it
i live my life and the others live theirs so they do what they want

the day started of really really boringly
a 1hr nagging session
man that was painful

managed to get past the day with my fan
(:

second half of the day was rather boring
home sweet home

right now i cant think of much
i guess i aint the only troubled one
just enjoying my music at this hour its really quiet
nice & quiet
the peaceful life

i came across this joke today its worth mentioning:

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road he stopped and offered her a lift which she gladly accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal
a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, Father, remember psalm 129?

The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.

He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, Father, remember psalm 129?

Once again the priest apologized. Sorry sister, but the mind is weak.

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, Go forth and seek further up, you will find glory.

Song i'm hearing now:
So Confused
2Play & Raghav
was listening to 98.7 and they happen to be playing this track now bollywood/hip hop R&B weirdly sounds good just like the other song forgot the title.
3 stars*/5 stars

so caught up in the game of pool
seems like i'm the only one caught up
but hey who cares
just do what you like !

cross country today
the milo van drove away when we almost reach the ending point
what a dissapointment

lost some matches to cs this afternoon
his far range shots are getting rather formidable
gotta find some better way to improve
right now the only advantage i have is having a better placing
that wont allow me to win for long
better train up on my long range shots.
my break isnt too good also
on the norm i get like 1 ball in and the balls spread out however still having a bigger group of balls on that half of the table
thats gotta be the technique
maybe more experimenting

yea after my pool i went to amrish bday ''surprise'' party
true enough a big surprise it was
:/
found ourselves divided
the usual suspects and the others
and it remained that way throughout
we spent our night at the arcade
one of the places which i dont see how we can spend an hour there
felt rather pissed
wasnt able to play pool
if only i was like 21
free... able to drive
pool
fuck babes
etc...

went home after that
so here i am...
listening to 98.7
interesting caller
a 35 year old women getting married to a 28 year old
think about it people would consider this taboo in lets say 8years ago ?
but now somehow it seems ok or rather more common

from how things are going i got no idea what i am going to do tomorrow
sleep at home ?
man i hope not.

Song i'm hearing now:
the girl from katong
serenaide
listening to 98.7 and this song is on sound good i'm gonna go check out who these guys are. also the meaning of the band's name from what i know now serenade is a complimentary performance given to honor or express love for someone. sounds nice. local right ?
4 stars*/5 stars*

yea another shake leg day

chilled at home
missed school

its a long week
theres still listening tomorrow and
cross country on friday
also there was oral yesterday
it went quite well
all about snakes
hopefully would be able to get a A

tomorrow theres that 4periods of F&N
hopefully we get to go to the lab then i can do my stuff

feel like playing pool now
:/

Song i'm hearing now:
be my valentine
Don & Drew
listening to 98.7 now yea weirdly entertaining song.
3.5 stars*/5 stars*