play me out wont ya.
left school early today
went home for my lunch which was nuggets and susages and meatballs
yea lame stuff all frozen.
went to j8 to get the tickets for the singapore cup
then went for dinner at s11.
headed to school to slack
that was a disappointing trip
yep
headed out for a chess session which lasted 2hours
boring stuff.
*just another day of my life
smart joke this time around:
Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, What’s in the bags? Sand, answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.
Iqbals guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the sardarjis shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, What have you got?
Sand, says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a Dhaba in Islamabad.
Hey, Buddy, says Iqbal, I know you are smuggling something. Its driving me crazy. Its all I think about... I cant sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, Bikes
mtv time !
Artist: Nelly Furtado Feat. Timbaland
Title: Promiscuous
went home for my lunch which was nuggets and susages and meatballs
yea lame stuff all frozen.
went to j8 to get the tickets for the singapore cup
then went for dinner at s11.
headed to school to slack
that was a disappointing trip
yep
headed out for a chess session which lasted 2hours
boring stuff.
*just another day of my life
smart joke this time around:
Sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops him and says, What’s in the bags? Sand, answered the Sardarji.
Iqbal says, We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.
Iqbals guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the sardarjis shoulders, and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, What have you got?
Sand, says the Sardarji.
Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.
Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a Dhaba in Islamabad.
Hey, Buddy, says Iqbal, I know you are smuggling something. Its driving me crazy. Its all I think about... I cant sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?
The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, Bikes
mtv time !
Artist: Nelly Furtado Feat. Timbaland
Title: Promiscuous